The 10 Commandments of the Typical Student:

1. Thou shalt not come to school with completed homework.
2. Thou shalt devote all your money for Cliff Notes and No-Doz.
3. Thou shalt never show your progress report to your parents.
4. Thou shalt contract Senioritis in your sophomore year.
5. Thou shalt never inhabit the correct locker.
6. Thou shalt not be able to drink cold Coke at dances.
7. Thou shalt not like the yearbook … ever.
8. Thou shalt memorize the attendance number and your mom’s voice.
9. Thou shalt retake school pictures as many times possible.
10. Thou shalt never be on time to the odd-numbered periods.